All of these "things" have conquered space except for us. What gives

All of these "things" have conquered space except for us

What gives

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yet despite having conquered space they spend a shitload of time doing graffiti in our cornfields, prank calling SETI, trying to have sex with us, poking around military facilities and *checks notes* removing the blood and organs from cows for… umm… research purposes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As it turns out, there isn't a whole lot to do with your free time after you've escaped from the food chain of your native planet.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We would've in like 300-400 years too if we didn't trade away our freedom for alien technology.
    If you could just spend your life doing anything besides yelling at minorities online, we would be fine.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not real OP

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None of them exist?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They know that if we realize that they are going to conquer us, we would rather nuke the planet than give it up.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well it would help not to call them things first.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    catastrophism

    look into that.
    we reset every time we are about to climax.
    we are eternally blue balled!
    how ironic given the current incel boogaloo...

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anal fetishists, the whole lot. That's why they need breeding programs. The Nordic is a man btw. Space isn't worth that cost.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are moronic please understand

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An alien abduction victim said the grays told him they are our descendants in the far future after many fused with machine and switched to using pods and AI to make offspring. This means time travel is involved. Time travel means these other "aliens" could be life forms that evolved to be extremely intelligent at different times in Earth's history. I believe they each removed themselves from the timeline and that is why we don't see their futuristic cities. Because if you can conquer time travel, why keep your cities where natural disasters can stike?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're a bunch of free loading bastards who come here to frick with us for their own reasons. I want them all the frick off my planet. I want our species to reach space age and time travel technology and super weapon tech so we can force them to frick off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lets make sure we dont do that.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats with the bootlip big nosed alien in the lower left corner?
    There's fricking space Black folk now? Do they move into nordic alien solar systems and cause the price of price to decline?
    GTFO out of here with that shit/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's chud bluski you absolute newbie

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're not real, but holy frick do I wish they were. What a dream.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sex.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FTL is the great filter and solution to the Fermi paradox

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are so many of them Chinks?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously the things in all these drawings come from mentally ill people. That's the sad blackpill of it, lots of people in the world are either mentally ill already or end up going through some kind of mental frickery which makes them hallucinate being abducted and fricked with by these fricked up abominations. I really really really hope my mental fortitude never gets fricked up enough that I hallucinate one of these fricked up terrifying creatures and my mind is so cracked that I believe what I'm seeing is completely real. Now that blackpill is scary as frick. I can imagine the creatures in the drawings but all hyper-realistic looking and how that must appear to the mentally ill people. I feel deeply sorry for them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The largest studies done on people who claim to be repeatedly abducted by aliens indicate about 80% of abductees have a positive view of their abductors. Call it Stockholm syndrome if you want, but abductions are in stark contrast to other common "hallucinations", namely the voices in paranoid schizophrenia, which are almost unanimously experienced as negative, at least in the Cultural West.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy what's possible when you don't have israelites and blacks holding you back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any others to mention?
      Like a post-everything short list

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of what extent?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That "space" you're dreaming about is actually cosmic water.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      46.
      This.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Und 99.
        The tontine must continue zee embargo on true knowledge.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Space is fake and gay!
    Lmfao.
    Ninjutsu, sometimes used interchangeably with the modern term ninpō, is the martial art strategy and tactics of unconventional warfare, guerrilla warfare, insurgency tactics and espionage purportedly practised by the ninja.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey man, at least Mighty Whitey made it. Be proud for what you've got, not obsessed with what you don't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The implied conclusion being that humanity is stupid?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of them had to keep black people alive as pets

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the ayy with the microphone, I forgot it's name and it's driving me crazy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chud bluski

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's his story?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, that’s my mom

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