Aliens sightings

Post greentexts of your favourite alien encounters. Discussion of theories about their nature is welcome

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From a thread on EerieWeb:
    >I remember reading one where a woman abductee was having a shitty day and was pissed off doing laundry when three greys come walking out of a portal in the laundry room. she's so fed up that she grabs the middle one by the throat and feels a pop. it's head rolls to the side, the other greys eyes get bigger (she said that was the only time she ever saw them display emotion) and they pick up the broken necked grey and back into the portal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aunt Jemima really seals the whole joke together

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >greys eyes get bigger
      They cant get bugger bc the black almost “eyes” are goggles theywear. Their real eyes are smaller round and cat eyes and r brown
      Bul Shit

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not really my favourite, but I like it because it's local to me. Can't remember all of the details word for word neither.
    >Sometime in the 1940s
    >Young boy is hanging out with some friends
    >They, and others, see objects flying around the sky
    >This is during WWII so they're used to seeing things flying in the sky
    >But they haven't seen ones like this before
    >They're kids though so they don't really pay much attention and just do their own thing
    >Few days(?) later they're playing in a lane and one of the crafts either lands or just appears
    >Ayys get out but they aren't all one species
    >Describes one as a grey, one as like a bigfoot, and then other assorted ones
    >There's around 5 of them in total
    >Friends shit their britches and run off
    >One of them grabs him and I'm pretty sure sticks a need in the back of his neck
    >Not sure what happens after that, but later that night/a couple of days later he's looking out his bedroom window and sees a little ayy (maybe a grey I'm not sure) loitering around the back gate that leads to the lane
    >His uncle fricks it over the head with a shovel and kills it
    >The uncle and a cop put it inside of a coal sack and bury it at the stairs of the church
    >Week or so later men in black turn up at his house and give vague threats to him and his family
    >Doesn't tell the story until the '50s or '60s
    >Which, as far as I know, predates the multi-specie ayys sharing aircraft meme

    Actually have a greentext related to the church that I'm going to post after this because I'm mental and no one can stop me. I didn't find out about the ayy thing until later though. Which is when I put 2 and 2 together to make what I like the sound of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Go into town with friend one day
      >Road is always busy but this is fricking gridlocked
      >Look further ahead and can see police activity near the junction we turn off at
      >Right at the junction is the church
      >Can see a lot of activity at the church too
      >Have one of those forensic tents up at the entrance and forensic white paper suit types coming and going
      >Church is long closed down by this time and is actually in the process of being renovated into a cafe or some shit
      >By the time we get to the junction we get stopped again
      >Talk to one of the cops there and ask what's going on
      >They said there's a gas leak and everyone is being evacuated from nearby with a sort of exclusion zone set up
      >Found this interesting because there had been a gas leak on the same road only a few months before
      >But the evacuation and exclusion zone was massive compared to this one
      >Interestingly there wasn't a single fire truck or gas worker there
      >Only cops and forensics
      >We come back a few hours later and everyone is gone like they'd never been there
      >Few weeks later I'm walking past and look at the renovations
      >Typically I hate that shit on old "sovl" buildings but this one is okay because everything outside has been left as is with the renovations taking place more on the inside
      >The only thing that's changed outside are the main steps leading into the church
      >They've been replaced with newer ones
      >Which is exactly where the little forensic tent was
      >And where the ayy encounter man claims the body was buried

      2+2 bros.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick cares its already gone...and there are enough crashes and body recoveries from crafts with whistleblower stories to not care about a dried up alien demon bodies... I mean even if you get a body or have unlimited bodies there is no way an agency will not stop you with every one of them working together with the media. If they have to they will turn off the grid in a whole state. The best bet would be to have a body outside USA but that is similarly hard but at least there is more chance to do anything at all with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Go into town with friend one day
      >Road is always busy but this is fricking gridlocked
      >Look further ahead and can see police activity near the junction we turn off at
      >Right at the junction is the church
      >Can see a lot of activity at the church too
      >Have one of those forensic tents up at the entrance and forensic white paper suit types coming and going
      >Church is long closed down by this time and is actually in the process of being renovated into a cafe or some shit
      >By the time we get to the junction we get stopped again
      >Talk to one of the cops there and ask what's going on
      >They said there's a gas leak and everyone is being evacuated from nearby with a sort of exclusion zone set up
      >Found this interesting because there had been a gas leak on the same road only a few months before
      >But the evacuation and exclusion zone was massive compared to this one
      >Interestingly there wasn't a single fire truck or gas worker there
      >Only cops and forensics
      >We come back a few hours later and everyone is gone like they'd never been there
      >Few weeks later I'm walking past and look at the renovations
      >Typically I hate that shit on old "sovl" buildings but this one is okay because everything outside has been left as is with the renovations taking place more on the inside
      >The only thing that's changed outside are the main steps leading into the church
      >They've been replaced with newer ones
      >Which is exactly where the little forensic tent was
      >And where the ayy encounter man claims the body was buried

      2+2 bros.

      Where?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are abductions mostly an american phenomenon?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last bump, I hope some of you tinfoil hats have something to add

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just answer this....there are all these alien races here right? Lets say they are all here and even more than depicted here...100 times more kind OK. How comes they are in agreement with everything all the time and they never shoot or wage war on each other? Are you all not interested in these facts? Seemingly nothing ever happens...are tuey not advanced enough to make contact while fending off a little bit of heat from other races that forbid contact or simply none of them want an open contact? Just think and use your heads and you will know what is going on eventually. This world is a joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How comes they are in agreement with everything all the time and they never shoot or wage war on each other?
      Who said that? We don't know

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We know you dumbfrick we know all the time we look out and see no debris and damage of it everywhere
        Sorry for calling you dumbfrick

        But they do fight each other?

        Ahh yes it is so relevant what went on 500years ago on the sky when nowadays there are cameras in our asses it should be more obvious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But they do fight each other?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All the "aliens" in the above picture are either robots or genetically modified earth life.
      I guarantee you you've seen an alien before. But it's not on that chart.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Discussion of theories about their nature is welcome

    pic is about figments of your imagination.
    this is not a dismissive statement.
    your imagination or mental world is more real then the physical world. physical reality is a projection out of mental reality (panpsychism).

    thus those who revert back to a more primordial state, have the ability to project their imaginative creatures into the 3d physical plane.
    all these creatures exists due to psychic humans, who either intentionally or accidentally project them into the 3d plane.

    every ufo abducation is an accidental entrance to the astral (mental) plane and due to lack of vocabulary and ignorance about the topic and the ensuing terror in the experience due to the fear of the unknown, the "ufo" phenomenon occurs.

    but if you knew that in the astral plane, you are omnipotent, nothing of this sort would happen.
    it happens because religions have been used to gatekeep the spiritual aspects and powers of humans, to keep the impotent!

    the ufo phenomenon is actually a symptom of the disease of suppression and gatekeeping!
    once you destroy all religions and allow the true mapping of the astral and higher planes (heavens), reality will change!
    we will snip or telekinetically create much greater pyramids!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >every ufo abducation is an accidental entrance to the astral (mental) plane and due to lack of vocabulary and ignorance about the topic and the ensuing terror in the experience due to the fear of the unknown, the "ufo" phenomenon occurs
      Why is people astral projecting about being anal probed tho? Are they all gay?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The earth is flat and stationary with a dome. Aliens don't exist. This thread is full of bored mentally ill larpers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Discussion of theories about their nature is welcome
      What are the things people keep seeing then? Glowies with a mask? Or other supernatural beings unrelated with space? Explain yourself flatearther

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are seeing whatever they want you to see. Aliens is how they keep intelligence and those with higher clearance in check. These are the stories they are selling them to control them and to incapacitate them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        David Grusch worked for Special Technical Operations (STO) J-33 (patch in picrel). This fact was omitted in his CV submitted to Congress.

        >J-33 is the highest echelon military entity dedicated to offensive INFORMATION WARFARE. It supports the CIA and NSA in their operational missions, such as hacking, concealment, and DECEPTION.
        >J-33's operations branch controls the Special Technical Operations Center within the Pentagon. The center is the most secure facility within the U.S. military. Dozens of special access (or "black") programs are monitored at the center. These include the United States's own hacking activities, STRATEGIC PSYCHOLOGICAL, CONCEALMENT AND DECEPTION operations.

        However, in his CV ( https://docs.house.gov/meetings/GO/GO06/20230726/116282/HHRG-118-GO06-Bio-GruschD-20230726.pdf ) you can see that he's ALSO been a commanding officer of the 318th Cyberoperations Information Warfare Center until just one year ago:

        >The squadron conducts training on cyberspace operations, including operational security and DECEPTION at both the initial and advanced level.

        These Pentagon Information Warfare programs have been waging meme war through social media and, as you know, EerieWeb, for years:

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/09/19/pentagon-psychological-operations-facebook-twitter/

        QRD: Grusch 100% confirmed psyop disinfo glowie. You've probably called him a glowgay before on this very board

        >now behold the glowgay seething ITT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Says the Flat Earth roleplayer

      Here's your (You)

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    christcucks struggling to keep their fantasy books relevant by aiming to derail ufo/alien disclosure.

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