Aliens aren't real

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Firsy post, best post.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no genitalia anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just carve some

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and? what do you want me to do with this information?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you want me to want you to do with this information?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would what, anon?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the ass just one cheek or something? Because thats a deal breaker sorry.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll need to do more research

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Appears normal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Start a thread on b and report back

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What thread?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /b/ sucks. Thread would 404 instantly
          What would I type?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good shitposts while it lasted.
            But you were right.
            Fun is verbotten.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alien You Would thread
          I'll start
          Would
          >firstpicfromthisthread.png

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/MxwkZA9.png

        I'll need to do more research

        https://i.imgur.com/fPeeRTl.jpeg

        Appears normal

        https://i.imgur.com/1QT470d.png

        Yes that is confirmed

        https://i.imgur.com/we3a9Kd.jpeg

        Thanks, earthling

        Uhhhh, does this count as e-girl? We might need to move this to /b/.

        There's no genitalia anon

        Some abduction accounts specifically include rape instead of artificial insemination or sex instead of the ol zoo animal anal probe semen extraction method, so there probably is, they just wear skintone jumpsuits sometimes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine a grey gf that fricked up your field right before harvest time then roofied you and blasted your ass when you complained. i mean thats grounds for being disgruntled at least right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can fap to this sincerely

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where are you getting this 3D model friendo?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are stock images. The model is available to download somewhere, I think
            Trying to track down actual sources is a headache
            https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-alien-d-cg-rendering-image69758193

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's others too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the link, once I knew the software the rest was child's play
            https://www.daz3d.com/grey-alien-for-genesis-3-female

            As a reward, have this
            https://horrorporn.com/tour/preview/roswell-ufo/?lang=en

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, you might be gay
            Have that version too just in case
            https://gay0day.com/videos/99329/gay-horrorporn-ufo-from-roswell-gay-edition/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >once I knew the software the rest was child's play
            How's that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand any of this nerd shit

            do you guys legit not know what a 3D model is? like in a video game or CGI in a movie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know what a a 3d model is. I don't know all that geek speak made up to make them sound smarter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What geek speak? Bikini? It's like swimming lingerie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand any of this nerd shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like putting a bikini on it and vaporwave design and making a shirt.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could possibly do that

          https://i.imgur.com/lPBvgTX.jpeg

          Is this the source? From India?
          https://www.renderhub.com/cganimalworld/realistic-alien
          Apparently you can have your own poseable alien for 25 dollars, /x/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you take the model and slap on some clothes same as any other model. then add some vaporwave background and render then send the rendered image to redbubble or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would actually frick that and suck its toes

      I'd do everything to her

      I can fap to this sincerely

      Can I interest you in the words of the Prophet Muhammed? It seems like you might find the promise of 72 houris quite motivating.

      https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/33799142/

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aliens look like us if we evolved more
    >ufos look like our vehicles if we advanced more
    aliens are an echo of us from the future

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Farts are the echoes of once living beings.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Nobody

        That's not wrong

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is all advanced civilizations who evolved on different planets most likely look exactly like us because nature always has one way of designing things that proves to be the absolute perfect design. All alien civilizations should evolve the exact same way given enough time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is all advanced civilizations who evolved on different planets most likely look exactly like us because nature always has one way of designing things that proves to be the absolute perfect design. All alien civilizations should evolve the exact same way given enough time.

      Human Exceptionalism shouldn't dictate what the rest of the universe's outcomes could be, quit thinking you're so special, besides they're demons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're time travelers, dipshit. UFOs are their time vessels and they'e just sightseeing. I guess the anus probe shit is something that's in vogue in the future for some reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No moron, the idea of aliens we have in our heads like youve described and OPs pic is israelites way of taunting us with what we could have become if they never existed. And we were so close too

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can't even prove that YOU are real

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're hyper-real

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah whatever fed

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So humans are the only intelligent lifeforms in the entire universe?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aliens told me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not, that's ridiculous. Humans are in no way, shape, or form intelligent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Compared to what? You're moronic. Because looking at literally any animal that's ever been proven to have existed, we are the only ones with computers, spaceships, cars, farming, phones etc.

        I think you maybe meant to say YOU'RE not intelligent. And gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your material goods do not make you intelligent. If you would bother to think objectively, if you even can, you'd ask yourself, "What do humans even DO with all that stuff?"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The industrial worlds end result seems to be rendering the planet inhospitable to our own form of life. That isn't the end result (I'd hope) but it's been a predictable outcome for a very long time now and very little has been done to offset it.

            If that's intelligence, maybe it's for the best the roaches will inherit the Earth.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even better, the last of humanity at this rate will be shitfricks like Mark Frickerburg in his Hawaiian doomsday shelter.
            https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/dec/21/mark-zuckerberg-apocalypse-bunker-hawaii
            Ironically though the people who will likely get to use it will be the caretaker and any servants he has on site who will lock him out. For the best, we aren't really sure he's human anyway.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would actually frick that and suck its toes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. That's so impersonal and superficially romantic.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes that is confirmed

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I've definitely stumbled into a weird rabbithole

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every mystic, every alien, and especially every alien mystic, knows that you aren't real.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here, panties for you (maybe you don't have this on your planet).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, earthling

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you recreate this like your photos?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Am I the only human in existence who hates the word "c*m". Like it is so gross and dumb sounding and is a total turnoff. Where did that word even come from? Is there a Russian word for it? Because Russian is a highly sexy language (to me).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The verb or the noun? Either way yes, there is a Russian word for it. It would be weirder if they didn't have a word for semen or to orgasm.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd do everything to her

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least this takes into account they'd need a flap or opening on skin tight suits

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone posted a real photo of an Alien the other week, it was all over the news but the aliens wiped all of our memories

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly, but there's more evidence hinting at their possible existence than that of any deity humans believe in.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aliens manipulate the future from the future
    that's just how good they are

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bruh I'm right here : /

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is that aliens are almost like greys, except that they also have hair like us, wear clothes, and aren't emotionlessly apathetic like normies think of them as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason we think of them as emotionless and cold is the same reason wild animals probably think of us as emotionless and cold: they send their scientists, military, etc.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of us have encountered them. whether they are "alien" space men or not remains to be confirmed. Entirely possible they are just biological drones from "outside" the reality we experience day to day. Not something anyone's going to convince you of, you either know or you don't.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks familiar.

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    Just add a bit more neoteny to shrink the mouth and nose, grow the eyes even more and grey the skin from living underground or in space... Perfect match.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice links gaygit

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stupid earthling

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      admittedly the face on the one in OP isn't right. the eyes are way more slanted.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they weren't, but life isn't that boring unfortunately.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are real— real-ly gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone who hasn't woken up stun locked with them standing at the end of the bed. enjoy the safety of your ignorance

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m sorry you got probed anon. Did it leave scars? Do you poop pancakes now?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they claim they created us at any point in the next few decades, they're withholding the whole truth.
    They created the shell you inhabit to torture the real you into submission, turn our souls into tools, take away our divinity.
    >Welcome to boot camp, maggot; suffer for your benevolent Gods.
    >Request more suffering so we can teach you a lesson or something idk.
    >No entry into heaven without suffering a whole lot first
    >the fine print though is that we'll just reset your memory and it'll be your first incarnation forever
    >or until some space spaghetti kills us all and destroys our sweatshop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you use the word _created_... they may have guided our evolution without outright creating us...

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aliens are real

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are demons from another dimension.

    That's why they're building AI.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the source? From India?
    https://www.renderhub.com/cganimalworld/realistic-alien
    Apparently you can have your own poseable alien for 25 dollars, /x/

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tf are you talking about man they are crossing the border undocumented in mass.

  29. 4 weeks ago
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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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