aliens are good and sumetime nuts

"Okay, listen up earthlings. I gotta share this wild story with y'all. So there I was, sound asleep in my bed when suddenly I wake up to these bright lights and strange noises. Next thing I know, I'm being dragged out of my room by these creepy looking aliens was trying to anal probed me i guess.
I'm freaking out, thinking I'm about to be probed for real not just in sci-fi fiction movie on Bollywood. But then, out of nowhere comes this other alien with a strechy bodysuit,but this one...this one was different.

He had this calming aura and a friendly sarcastic smile. He starts communicating with me telepathically, telling me he's a good alien and he's here to help me and i dont have to worry about my rectum security. And let me tell you, I was beyond relieved. He tells me he's been watching back and noticed the bad aliens were planning to abduct me for some sort of fecal and dark and deep rectal experiment.
But he wasn't going to let that ass rape happen.
I couldn't believe it. I was safe and sound, thanks to this friendly alien.

Since that ass rape tentative by EBE i am feeling and acting like a NOBODY...i am not anymore to feel my old anonymous status and not even the new reality hacking i ve done with it giving su0myn0na

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also I'm gonna larp as many people here @ this thread, replying to my own posts pretending I'm someone else but it's all me. I might even call out my own posts at some point. or not. Just bear with me.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They tried doing that to me for 3 days, but on the 3rd I breached the soul extractor and they shat bricks

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/4u3wqe/how_did_anal_probing_become_associated_with_alien/?force_seo=1

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how_did_anal_probing_become_associated_with_alien

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God damned whitley streiber psyop was omega effective. Yes streiber got probed by a rude leather face I'm not detracting from you Whitley I can see the truth in you eyes Brother. Were gonna smash those wienerroach motherfrickers. But this shit has been used to supreme effect at making any and all abductions enter the realm of absurdity. There are dozens if not more factions of relatively equal capabilities, only the nasty ones do this shit. Likely checking the candida albicans infestation progress in the population. (cause ya know, zombies)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is missing something a little more obvious
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroejaculation

      That said, the Hill account describes such a device more than a decade before it would be invented and used in veterinary medicine. So make of that what you will.

      But if you were an alien race wanting to forcibly acquire semen samples from dangerous primitives twice your size, which is to say, exactly the situation humans are in with gorillas, then sedating and probing their prostate is a very effective and safe strategy, which is why we use it on the gorillas.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Nobody more schyzo then me

        >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroejaculation
        (_)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit thread
      >isn't even accurate

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

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  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    karate chop aliens.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you got me with the first word!
    > but it was just the word "Okay"?!

    EXACTLY!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

    https://anonscollective.com/post/8550_.html

    Ready in time : 02:02:02:02 279-12-2-1

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  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR FRICKING FINGERS OUT OF MY DAMN DIRTY ASS!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Nobody more schyzo then me

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  11. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

    leave this thread alive i am not done with my psychosys state of mind...
    dont make me made suicide for so less
    i am a pure kek i am french frog so i deserve to be onlive for ever...i think my #trisomy is going weaker and my spermautististic behavior is abnormal so by definition i am para anormaly for sure..so good night i need to sleep i smoke to much thc concentrate in my day..i am cra,,,,

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  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    X pill me on memes /x/
    Someone sat there wrote this, added an image than posted it.

    I happen to read the wall of text and begin to laugh, i laugh so HARD that it becomes so absurd sometimes i wonder who makes this stuff

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

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  15. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

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  16. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

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  20. 4 weeks ago
    Nobody more schyzo then me

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