Aleister Crowley was once kicked down a flight of stairs during a magical wizard battle, which he lost.

Aleister Crowley was once kicked down a flight of stairs during a magical wizard battle, which he lost. He also bought all his masonic regalia at flea markets, and was never initiated into a real masonic lodge (they all found him very irritating)

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  1. 1 month ago
    LUCIFER

    anon accidentally reveals his belief in external authority and material things and his own slave nature

    -AC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >-AC
      If the antichrist is an /x/ tripgay I don't think we really have anything to worry about, yikes

      • 1 month ago
        LUCIFER

        secrets are for the insecure, and i've already posted yours... 😉

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Lucifer, could you help me out with some weed? I'm broke right now.

          • 1 month ago
            LUCIFER

            Yes, but it will take a week. April 22nd, 2024.

            People keep asking for things. One man believes I bewitched a dog, and stole his frisbee, for instance. You should really do your own manifestation, you know.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            a week? come on man I just need 50 bucks and order it myself, I want to get high tonight.
            What kind of satan are you anyway? I liked Larry way more.

          • 1 month ago
            LUCIFER

            Look around! I have never been so busy...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I get that, but Larry always got me some weed when I asked. Is he around, could you ask him for me?

          • 1 month ago
            TEH REAL SATAN

            Long Legged Larry's on the case, jump so high pluck a star out of space

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're such a homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            LUCIFER

            Hate is why you're not trusted with psychic power. You're only weakening yourself, you know.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            True, hate is for beginners

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but you don't have any psychic powers either other than spamming BBC.

          • 1 month ago
            LUCIFER

            Somebody's fascinated by me.

            And clearly... still thinking about BBC. Which I also predicted.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >has no psychic powers
            >plays it off like "haha im just a playful troll"
            See? This loser is simply obsessed with Black dick. You're not trolling me, bro. You're trolling yourself.

          • 1 month ago
            LUCIFER

            You keep bringing it up. I obviously got in your head...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No judgment from me, btw. You do you.

            More trolling. That's all you got. Pathetic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go give plasma if you got veins qnd healthy. Make 100+ dollars. If not stand on the corner and beg for change until you get 20 bucks. Dress up like a monk or something

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you live

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Peepeepoopoo
          Namegay tripgays are the anime pfp of EerieWeb no amount of vague posting will change that

          • 1 month ago
            The Demon Lord, Aladdin Ivalice

            Anonymity is synonymous with cowardice

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I also post anonymously.

  2. 1 month ago
    LUCIFER

    what a curiously materialistic view of spirituality these men have... they pay the full price for their dresses, and are proud of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been here for many years and have legitimately only encountered like 1 actual person who is a capable magician, everyone else are just larpers

  3. 1 month ago
    LUCIFER

    Real.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek i feel sorry that believe that qleister crowley crap. Man you are q sorry mother fricker i been doing occult for 20 years and was never even remotely interested in that gay lord

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...& they got bad instincts and therefore suck at magic. Poor morons.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was a real homie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, yeah this makes him a bit more likeable than taking seriously either postively or negatively.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you usher in a new aeon and cause 9-11

      Sometimes you get kicked down the stairs by an Irishmen

      Just how it goes

      Hit

      Kek i feel sorry that believe that qleister crowley crap. Man you are q sorry mother fricker i been doing occult for 20 years and was never even remotely interested in that gay lord

      https://i.imgur.com/D7wJEeg.png

      crowley was a tard and stunk and NEVER got a cute girlfriend

      Miss

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was a promising student but when he got kicked out of golden dawn then defrauded not once, but by two different guys pretending to be masons he kinda fell of the wagon and went koo-koo.

    First one was in i think mexico, guy asked for a frick ton of money to initiate him into the 33rd degree in a single day. Which to a mason is laughable.

    Second one was in france. They asked him for a bunch of money then gave him all three degrees. He didnt really find out till he went back to the states only to get kicked out of lodges for not actually being a mason.

    After than he went hard on the sex and drugs, went to egypt, communicated with the gods through his gf who played into his insecurites. Basically i wouldnt touch anything he made after 1890

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his girlfriend was a plant
      there are tons of writings in ancient chinese mystic books about how a “sufficiently enraged man can kill a woman by ejaculating into her”. basically imagine a berserker. what is a berserker? basically a disassociative state. and what are a lot of trauma based mind control victims like? exaclty. basically my theory is that during on of crowley’s sex rituals she entered a disassociative state and implanted whatever thought patterns she had at the time.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was the the Battle of Blythe Road.
    Crowley attacked the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn in London while dressed in full cosplay of Tartan and Crusader combo. He went full /x/ LARP tier and attempted to magically attack them but this did nothing obviously and he was kicked down the stairs by Irish poet W B Yeats and two other might white wizards.
    This shit actually happened.

    • 1 month ago
      LUCIFER

      I fricking hate Yeats.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, when celia farts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >(they all found him very irritating)
        Well there's a surprise...

        I prefer him. Crowley's a c**t who can't write for shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you usher in a new aeon and cause 9-11

      Sometimes you get kicked down the stairs by an Irishmen

      Just how it goes

      • 1 month ago
        LUCIFER

        Worst poet of all time. By far.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they all found him very irritating
    Insufferable Autistic sperg?
    Yet independent.
    Therefore BASED.

    & beyond Normies' comprehension.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl most people who are hailed as great intellectuals or magicians or whatever have a lot of flaws that are often overlooked by those who simp for them. They're all human and aren't as smart or capable as narratives will make you believe. Read everything with a critical eye

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crowley was a tard and stunk and NEVER got a cute girlfriend

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    div at unemployment hours sucks

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a Chad

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all of the posts are mine 🙂

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should have taken him in, just to give him some routine and break him down so he stopped larping. You can't have morons running amok. Just like 90% of this board needs their ass kicked.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He raped a man and called it Magick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're talking about Neuberg in the desert, it was Crowley who was being buttfricked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Forcing a man to hotdog you is still rape

  16. 1 month ago
    LUCIFER

    No judgment from me, btw. You do you.

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